January 2011
96 posts
Reblog if you're not pregnant.
Are you super fucking addicted on Tumblr?
Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or...
christmas-carol:
If Cartoon Characters Were In College
youlovejavonne:
69likeaboss:
thatshouldbemestuckinthemoment:
lmfaao odee at timmy hittin the bong xD
lmfaoo thas funny as fuucckkkkkk
Your period
urbanjunkie:
The negatives
Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms this week
You want to claw every bodies face off
CRAAMMPSS!
You cry over everything that goes wrong
Back pain
Your face breaks out
Cravings for random food that aren’t in your house
Your jeans won’t zip
Tampons take over your purse
The positives
You‘re not pregnant
Fuck Valentine's Day.
badbitchesandbombassweed:
: Me watching a funny movie
My mom watching the same movie:
that awkward moment when you see two ugly people...
audiblesooul:
when i try to look sexily into someone's eyes
supasof:
fadingelysium:
daphneemarie:
Expectation: Reality:
Laughed way too hard at this.
HAHAHAHAHAH
LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
Hip Hop
propapapa:
Expections:
Reality:
When your mom won't let you buy something from the...
lisamusicaddict:
Lmfao I’m still laughing.
When you ordered take out & dying to eat but can't...
badbitchesandbombassweed:
When some bitch looks at me like this:
girlyouubekillinem:
On the outside, I`m like:
But on the inside, I`m like:
^^^^^^^ THIS .GIF !
smh at anyone whose ever consider themselves a...
Women who call themselves dimes have yet to comprehend the fact that true beauty is priceless, coins get flipped & dollars get ripped.
“Our differences allow us to be fascinated by each other, but our similarities...”
– (via channelellorin)
When a teacher is talking about her kid in class,...
jillisapandaburr:
xsomarvelousx:
letsleavethisallbehind:
OH GOD…YOU HAVE SEX…
THIS.
OMG, ALL THE TIME. xD On Friday, my math teacher’s daughter walked in and all the guys were staring at her like she was an alien, because she was HOT and our math teacher is not. o.O
LOLOLOL .. THIS o______o
idk what to do, i wish they had a rehab for not liking men who obviously aren’t meant for you.
“I’M LEARNING NOT TO JUDGE A WOMAN BY THE SHIT THAT SHE WEARS. THEREFORE YOU...”
– J.COLE (via youngfastlane)
when people flirt with the people you like
handcuffs-:
GET AWAY, BITCH, GET AWAY.
the person you like post a new facebook pic
you all happy and shit , thinking you gone be the first to comment
click on the picture to see another bitch beat you to it !
her comment says ” aww babe you look cute ” now you like
now you facebook stalking , waiting to see what he/she gone say back
you click refresh and they respond ” thank yu babe , i love you ” and now yu like
which turns into
then you just
...
When people ask me, "are you okay?" I'm like..
thediamondkidd:
“I’m fine.”
but when they leave I’m like..
“FUCK THAT SHIT!”
When you pour a bowl of cereal then realize you're...
aricouture:
That moment when you're so sad:
yoursmilemakesmehigh:
fuckyeahbiboy:
And you just want someone to comfort you:
But then you end up crying alone in your room:
The terrifying moment when you are already so...
badbitchesandbombassweed:
